Watching Premium Blend on Comedy Central right now. This hiliarious comedian just got off...and man did he say some funny stuff...and brought up some things that I would like to do. Like:

1. Go to the beach real early and bury metal objects that say "Get a Life".
2. Go to the beach real early and put messages in bottles and throw them out to sea...Then I'll wait for somebody to find them and open it, and I'll sneak up on them, they'll read the paper that says "I'm right behind you!"