Barnes & Nobles adventure

Me: I heard this Figi water is good.
Friend: It better be, it's $1.25 for that little thing.
Me: OMG! It must be Jesus water!
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*goes to register person*
Me: I would like a grilled chicken.....sammich thingy...
Friend: IT'S FOCCACIA! PHO-CA-SHA!
Me: Yeah....what he said.
Register slave: Is that all?
Me: And this Jesus water.
Friend: ....I hate you....
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*waiting for food to be done*
Me: OMG, WE CAN MAKE JESUS-CUBES!
Friend: ......
Me: AND JESUS-JUICE! AND JESUS-AID!
Friend: XD I hate you
Me: =p

This went on for about an hour.